![]() ![]() Her husband had died six weeks previously launching her into a psychotic episode where the voices in her head convinced her that her husband was not dead, but inside of her. Still a little stinky, she was inconsolable about no longer being covered in her own feces in the examination.Įventually, we learned what had happened. ![]() ![]() We had to sedate her to clean her up because every time we tried to wipe any of it away she would flail and scream, agonized. I was thinking about insanity after a 30-year-old woman came into ER last week covered from head to toe in her own shit. ![]() The voice in your head becomes so overwhelming that it requires action. I realized that must be what it’s like to be mad. I was having a moment of self-loathing on the train yesterday as I recalled a particularly drunken misadventure and without meaning to I groaned and hit myself in the head a few times with my book, saying: "Idiot, idiot, idiot." Everyone in the subway turned and starred. Enjoy my column!īOLLOCKS TO THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH - THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE TELLING ME TO BATHE IN SHIT Don't feel bad for me, though, because it means I will always have a job, an apartment ten times bigger than yours, and the right to tell you what to do simply because I will always know better. Obviously, that is not my real name, but I am a real doctor. Hey, you rapidly decaying protoplasmic sacks of calcium and shit, my name is Dr Mona Moore. ![]()
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